Archive for the ‘Horse Humour’ Category
They called it what?
May 19th, 2017 | 
Author: Test your knowledge of some of the funniest and strangest horse racing names. Play here:
THEY CALLED IT WHAT? (click to take the quiz)
Genius Inventions every Horse Owner Will Love
Imagine the scenario:
It’s your BFF’s birthday. They are horse mad! All they care about in life is horses. But what do you get for the horse-lover who has everything?
Paddy Power have stumbled across the top inventions any horse owner would love to receive ahead of the 2016 Grand National.
The Horse Saddle Holder
When you spend (on average) £2,500 on your saddle alone, you’re bound to want to get the most use out of it. By installing these handy car-seat-mounted racks, your saddle can be on show even when your horse isn’t.
Just imagine riding open top next to your top dollar saddle. They see you rollin’, they hating…
Source: hofmeister-pferdesport.de
Stable Vaccuum
Those pesky deposits of dirty and compacted straw dust are zapped away with ease using this awesome stable vacuum.
Source: elgee.com
I could eat a horse!
So hungry you could eat a horse? Or perhaps a horse-sized portion.
This handy spaghetti measurer will ensure you have just the right amount for a horse-sized appetite.
True Love
This horse hair heart is a true sign of love and devotion.
Horse hair has been used for bedding, paint brushes and jewellery for years. But we’re just not so sure on this one…
Picture This
If your friend wants to spend every waking (and sleeping) moment in the stables, help them re-create it in their bedroom with this photo-realistic stable door wall graphic.
Source: Ebay.com
Crazy Horses
These accessories for your bathroom will leave your guests wondering if you’re the crazy one. The ‘smelly horse toilet roll holder’ or the hilarious toilet seat print are both ideal gifts for the horse lover who has everything.
Source: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Horse-Toilet-Paper-Holder-FUNNY-Holding-Nose-Wall-Mount-Wildlife-Creations-4034-/381557267117?hash=item58d695daad:g:a7AAAOSwEeFVFW2q
Source: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Looprints-Funny-Picture-Novelty-Toilet-Seats-/141088513414?var=&hash=item20d987dd86:m:mqOApgFxO99DqYVk20ddmMw
Feeling a little horse
Turn your friend’s puppy into a miniature horse with this saddle and rider dress up costume. Guaranteed laughs as your small-scale-stallion competes in your very own garden Grand National.
Source: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pet-Dog-Riding-Horse-Costume-Novelty-Funny-Cowboy-Halloween-Clothing-Clothes-/391364450139?var=&hash=item5b1f23975b:m:mrRhi13r5nnBKhjgGlJubew
8GB Work Horse
Stuck in the office all day? Let your colleagues know how much you love your horses with this clever horse-shaped USB stick.
Source: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NEW-818-Tech-no30900010008-Hi-Speed-2-0-USB-flash-drive-8GB-horse-rider-3D-black-/181767136829?hash=item2a522a663d:g:JPEAAOSwmmxW1mJb
Sweet Smell of Victory
This handmade soap comes all the way from Poland. Made with love and attention this unique soap is colourful, organic and comes in a range of sweet, natural smells. It’s SLS free, made from shea butter and contains no actual horse.
Source: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Myd-o-glicerynowe-Pi-kno-Konia-Glycerin-Soap-Horse-funny-eco-gift-handmade-/272174730026?hash=item3f5ee0cb2a:g:JIQAAOSwoBtW6rHF
Barn Bakes
If your friend loves to bake then this is the perfect gift. Despite looking like it might be a nightmare to wash up, it does print a great pattern on your cookies and biscuits.
A Very PC Horse Joke
This fun Mac sticker is our favourite. Typical of any cheeky mare, this makes a joke of the Apple logo seen on all Mac computers.
The Horse Onesie
Just when you thought the onesie craze was over, you see horses sporting their very own version around the paddocks, but when they’re looking this stylish, who can blame them.
A Bum Note!
Jockey Blake Shinn decided to give Janet Jackson’s wardbrobe malfunction a run for its money earlier this week when his trousers developed a mind of their own. Racegoers got an eyeful and the commentator was apparently so taken aback he couldn’t even bring himself to acknowledge the fact that someones behind was suddenly being broadcast to the nation. For a brief moment it became very difficult to call horse racing the sport of kings!